1. Bury it in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.
2. Give it to your child for a science project.
3. Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one fruitcake that's making its rounds every year!
4. Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg.
5. Mash several of them down and use for mortar when building a log cabin.
6. Use it as an exercise stepping block for step aerobics.
7. Donate to the Road Kill Cafe for a wonderful dessert.
8. Use them to pave freeways. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.
9. Use them as fillers to repair the river levees. They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.
10. Last and probably least - try eating it. That's one way to get rid of it!
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