In Honor Of Stupid People...

In  Honour of my  Stupid friends . . .

In  case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through  stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. 

On  Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
'Do  not turn upside down.' (well,...duh,  a bit late, huh!)

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On  Sainsbury's peanuts --
'Warning:  contains nuts.'  (talk  about a news flash) 
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On  Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
'Do  not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.'  (We  could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could  just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) 

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On  Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --
'Product  will be hot after heating.' (..and  you thought????...) 

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On  a Sears hairdryer --
Do  not use while sleeping. 
      (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) 
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On  a bag of Fritos --
You  could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details  inside. 
(the shoplifter special?) 


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On  a bar of Dial soap --
'Directions:  Use like regular soap.' (and  that would be???....) 


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On  some Swanson frozen dinners --
'Serving  suggestion: Defrost.' (but,  it's just a suggestion.) 


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On  packaging for a Rowenta iron --
'Do  not iron clothes on body.' (but  wouldn't this save me time?) 



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On  Nytol Sleep Aid --
'Warning:  May cause drowsiness.' (.I'm  taking this because???.....)

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On  most brands of Christmas lights --
'For  indoor or outdoor use only.' (as  opposed to what?)

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On  a Japanese food processor --
'Not  to be used for the other use.' (now,  somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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On  an American Airlines packet of nuts --
'Instructions:  Open packet, eat nuts.' (Step  3: say what?)

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On  a child's Superman costume --
'Wearing  of this garment does not enable you to fly.' (I  don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 

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At the end of this post --
'The end'
(What did you expect it to say?...)

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The end