Thursday, November 29, 2012

Suspended

So Joe was once again caught lying to his teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had  enough. "Come here Joe" he said. "Here is your punishment, I want you to make a statement, if it's true you get detention, if it's false you get suspended."

Q. What did the Joe say that caused him not to get punished at all?

A. I will be suspended.

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